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Toyota Camry!?
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Tagged Acura, american flag, Autombile, Blue Jay, BlueBird, car, chevrolet, cobra, corvette, custom, customized, dodge, elvis, Elvis Pressley, kia, Lamborghini, lexus, lol, Marilyn Monroe, mitsubishi, olympics, paintjob, ram, silver, toyota, WTF
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The Smurf Kia
Big thanks to the guys at Wheels Boutique for getting theses pictures for me!
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Tagged awesome, blue, cargods, chrome, custom paint, customized, epic, fans, Florida, haters, kia, love, modified, mushrooms, painted, Papa smurf, smurfette, wb, wheels, Wheels Boutique, win, WTF
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Sexy Sunday 18
CarGods Official Creeper?!
If you Hate us… Let us know!
If you Love us… Let us know!
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Tagged 20 inch rims, 20's, amazing shorts, america, american, american flag, ass, awesome, beautiful, bewbs, bikini, black hair, blonde, body kit, bodykit, boobs, booty, brunette, butt, camo, car wash, cargods, carwash, chrome, classy, creep, creeper, cutie, denim, dress, dubs, ear to ear, euro, euro plate, europe, european, f430, face, Ferrari, firebird, ford gt, girl on girl, glasses, gold, gold wheels, heels, hot, jean shorts, kia, leather jacket, lesbians, lipstick, lol, lurk, makeup, Mercedes-Benz, old boy, old man, pontiac, Porsche, red, red tan, rims, sexy, Sexy Sunday, shorts, sketch, smile, smokey and the bandit, spyder, sunglasses, swim suit, tilty wheels, topless, troll, vintage, wheels, white, WTF
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Mystery Spot Car!!!
Today was a regular day, until an astonishing car was spotted on highway 17. After speeding across lanes and cutting off some people I managed to catch up with the owner of this amazing sticker covered automobile.
After telling him about CarGods he agreed to do an impromptu interview under the condition that he remain anonymous.
Q: So dude I gotta ask… Why do you want to stay anonymous?
A: I dont know man, I just don’t want people to look me up on the net and hassle me about my car over facebook or some dumb $h*t like that.
Q: Werd. Do you and the car get a lot of negative attention?!
A: Naw but I have had a few people hate on me before. Haha. I guess they were just jealous.
Q: What kind of car is this beast dude?
A: It’s a 1991 Cutlass Calais.
Q: What color is under all those stickers?
A: Uhh… light blueish silver?
Q: Hahaha. You dont sound to sure.
A: Haha. Yea i haven’t seen the color in like 4 years. It was a blueish silver.
Q: 4 years!? How long have you had the car?
A: It was my first car. I got it when i turned 16 and I am 2o so…. (short pause) like 5 years.
Q: So it only took you one year to decide to cover it in Awesomeness?
A: Haha Yea. It all started with a few stickers.
Q: What made you want to cove the whole car in Mystery Spot stickers?
A: I use to go to the Mystery Spot all the time with my grandpa. When his car got passed down to me it still had the the Mystery Spot sticker i had put on it when i was younger, and one day i went to the Mystery Spot with all my friends and we all got stickers, and they all ended up on my bumper with my old sticker. So that gave me the idea to cover the whole car.
Q: So how many stickers are on there?
A: I don’t know man! I never counted but more then 200 for sure dude!
Q: How Did you even that many stickers!?
A: I had a ton of stickers from when I was younger. My friends would give me their stickers whenever they went and I even went a couple of times just for the stickers. Hahaha. I guess you could say the car is displaying my sticker collection.
Q: Hahaha. You know I’ve heard rumors about your car before dude?
A: Well I’ve had a couple people tell me some girl is rolling around in a Kia covered in Mystery Spot stickers like my car.
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Tagged 1991, amazing, anonymous, awesome, bro, Calais, california, Car Gods, cargods, chick, cool, cutlass, Cutlass Calais, dude, flip flops, haters, highway 17, hot, hot car, hwy 17, interview, kia, mohawk, Mystery Spot, Mystery Spot Car, Oldsmobile, Q & A, santa cruz, sick, sick car, sticker, stickers, unknown, WTF, wth
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24 Hours Of LeMons
24 Hours of Lemons, March 26-27 2011, Infineon Raceway.
Epic. Winning. Totally frickin’ amazing. Overflowing with awesome. These are some of the phrases I caught myself saying over and over again as I witnessed my first 24 Hours of Lemons this past weekend at Infineon Raceway. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that cars worth $500 or less could be so legendary.
Throughout the race it was easy to see some teams really went above and beyond doing big things (that’s what she said) when it came to setting a theme for their car. Standouts included the Back to the Future car (sorry, no DeLorean) equipped with the pole and hook used to send Marty back to the future, a VW Rabbit with a top hat on the roof of the car that, when the brakes were used, had a pair of rabbits that would pop out of the hat, a 1 of 1 Molvo aka a Mazda Miata fabricated within an old Volvo station wagon, and the crown jewel of them all, a Ferrari 250 GTO replica.
I think the best part of the entire race though, were the pits. Hearing the banging of sledgehammers straightening out a fender, the staunch smell of gasoline, reciprocating saws going to town on the undercarriage, and what I thought best epitomized the whole 24 Hours of Lemons experience, a midrace engine swap. The people were funny, posed for pictures and gave their insight as to what they think is the key to victory (don’t be fooled by the shenanigans, racing is serious bidness!).
Though this was indeed my first Lemons, it certainly, without a doubt, will not be my last. Watch out for team CarGods at the August race!
By: Ben Jackson, Editor at CarGods.com
View All The Photos From 24 Hours Of LeMons Here
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